A Call to Arms & Legs

Posted on February 27th, 2010 in Announcements, Videos with 1 Comment

HEY YOU! Yeah, you. I like the way you move. You’ve got the grace of a dancer, with a bewitching twitch of sleaze that says: well, you know what it says!* And that’s why I want you to strut your sultry, studly stuff in a music video with a real life rock n’ roll band!!!

13th Grade is looking for a few naughty folks to learn a handful of square dance moves and some raunchy pantomimes, to be performed in costume for a music video to their future hit single “Dirty Square Dancin’.”

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, will include the following:

1. Viewing soft-core training videos (Verse 1, Verse 2, Verse 3) and learning the moves therein with a partner.
2. Two group rehearsals to get the moves down.
3. One dress rehearsal onstage in the theater where the video will be videoed.
4. One day of being videoed in costume doing things decent people simply shouldn’t do, in the aforementioned theater.
5. Consuming as much Rainier and pizza as we can afford to provide.

Shoot Date: Sunday, June 27th at The University Theater (Map)

Interested parties should contact us.

* I’m a ho who’s down with the hoedown.