13th Grade

Dirty Square Dancin’ Video Released!

Coach Ockislong — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 22:20:42 +0000

An insane amount of time, effort, planning, rehearsing, beer, sweat and tears (no blood that we know of, but plenty of red tempera!) went into the making of the Dirty Square Dancin' video. The result is a purty little glittering jewel of high lowbrow art, seeking to put a smile on your face, a tap in your toe, and a tingle in your jeans!

A Call to Arms & Legs

Coach Ockislong — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 05:00:07 +0000

13th Grade is looking for a few naughty folks to learn a handful of square dance moves and some raunchy pantomimes, to be performed in costume for a music video to their future hit single "Dirty Square Dancin'."

Three New Songs & A New Audio Player

Coach Ockislong — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 01:54:15 +0000

The 13th Grade has finished up recording and mastering some of their new songs.

Swordfight, Holy Daze High 8 Us & Auditions

Coach Ockislong — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 21:47:49 +0000

The band is currently on hiatus from performing as they craft new materiel, search for a backup singer, and put wheels in motion for a video to Dirty Square Dancin'... Stay tuned!

Mary Jane’s Got Back!

Coach Ockislong — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:26:17 +0000

This past weekend the members of the Feelmore Academy made a trip up to the Snoqualmie Casino. And as on every Feelmore adventure, we had a blast!

The Skylark Always Rocks!

Coach Ockislong — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:47:04 +0000

At The Skylark... Dan and Cheryl keep a tight reign but a loose stool at the bar, Charlie runs a sound system that would make my mother cry and Jessie can't help but to sell off worthless crap to pay off her gambling debts.

We Love You Central Saloon

Coach Ockislong — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 21:53:41 +0000

Pioneer Square is a writhing trainwreck of oozing, shoving, laughing, drunken, tarted-up life. Often a fighting one, too. It injects a bit of Na'Wlins (aka New Orleans, aka Katrina's Bitch) into the NorthWest. Gods bless that old pumping, thumping heart of Seattle.

Mary Jane & Terra are The Stranger’s Drunk of the Week

Coach Ockislong — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 22:24:23 +0000

Congrats Mary Jane. We knew you could do it. See the full article in the Stranger.

El Corazón Can Suck Coach’s ‘You Know What’

Coach Ockislong — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 06:44:40 +0000

At Seattle's El Corazón this weekend, they made me take my drums out to the sidewalk corner to break down and pack up. They even shoved my volunteer roadie and threw a fit when I tried to go get my drum cases.

Lovers, Hooters & the Silent Studio in Tacoma

Coach Ockislong — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 06:44:20 +0000

Our first trip to the 253 was a BLAST, and after a brief refractory period we’ll be back in the ring to take another swig. I mean swing! Both, really.