The Meaning of Towelie
We all know that towelie is a pot smoking towel who as a public service announcement reminds you, "Don't forget to bring a Towel."
Reminding you to bring a towel will help you to dry off after a shower without needing to run back to the bedroom to get that towel you forgot. I've done this several times in my life and know the pitfalls of forgetting to bring a towel to the shower. But, I just don't think that this is what Towelie was really trying to help me out with.
Let's face it. Towelie smokes pot. And we all know stoners are forgetful. However, a lesser known fact is that stoners, as well as being forgetful are also chronic masturbators. I know several stoners who will admit to this. I don't need to tell you how messy that can be – especially if it is a chronic habit.
So, my theory goes like this... if stoners are forgetful and masturbation can be messy, then... "Don't forget to bring a towel!"